For the ladies... Edge

Best feature... His hair.

What woman wouldn't like to see him dressed in... His old Brood getup. It was appealing in a very unusual way.

Face it, ladies can't get enough of his... His malapropisms (yeah, we know he uses them purposefully).

But watch out for that... Jealous sidekick of his, Christian. It's pretty obvious that he's setting up Edge for something very heinous.

He'd be great in this TV or movie part... The Keanu Reeves role in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

If he weren't involved in wrestling, we could see him succeeding as... A hair model (couldn't you picture him in a shampoo commercial talking about dandruff, split ends and Herbal Essence?).

One thing he could stand to improve upon is... His taste in NHL hockey teams. How could a guy from Toronto be such a huge fan of the New Jersey Devils?

Little-known fact... Edge broke into wrestling by winning a Toronto newspaper essay contest called "Why I Want To Be A Pro Wrestler" at the age of 17. The grand prize; a chance to be trained by Sweet Daddy Siki.

Overheard at ringside... "Hey, isn't he the guy who was planning to marry Val Venis' sister? What happened to Val anyway?"