"Sometimes they call him Elroy Jetson"-referring to Crash

 

"This is gonna totally reek of awesomeness!"-after winning King of the Ring

 

" Lita will do a Hardy for anything.  Oops, I mean Lita will do anything for a Hardy.  My bad!"

 

" We refer to the TLC match as Totally Lacking Coolness!"

 

" He is a rock, he is an island."

 

" That chumpstain was so totally ducking us.  You know who I'm talking about, the monotone one with no charisma." - to Kurt Angle Raw December 2, 2001 about Carson Daly

 

" Are you kidding me?  A soda with MY name on it?  Now more than ever, SODAS RULE!" - Smackdown July 9, 2000

 

" That's the last time I suck that painsicle."

 

" Hey Billy (Gunn), you're like a human vacuum cleaner...you manage to suck and blow at the same time!"-at his coronation

 

"I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the true #1 Superstars in the history of Raw and that's all of you. The WWE audience. Because, trust me, without you we wouldn't be able to do what we do. You have afforded us the opportunity to come into your home every Monday night and entertain you and I thank you. (calls all superstars onstage). Now it's time for the family of the WWE to thank you and turn the tables. Thank you for watching us the last 10 years. Thank you very much."
- Edge's closing remarks - at Raw X

"Kurt, how do I tell you this? Your Olympic gold medal win, it was inspiring,
it was uplifting, but more importantly, it was six years ago.
Dude, you need to get out of the past and start living in the present."

"These people shouldn't chant 'What?' after everything you say.
I mean, Stone Cold came up with that and he's on Raw now
and besides, you are an Olympic gold medallist.
You're a very special man, Kurt Angle.
That's why these people should chant something else after you say something.
Something...something very special...something...something very you.
I think after everytime that Kurt Angle speaks everyone should show their
appreciation by chanting 'You suck'."

"I can't believe you're out here complaining about not having a title shot at Wrestlemania.
I mean, didn't you hear? You already have a title.
You are officially the dumbest man in the entire company."
- Edge to Booker T -

"I find it strange that someone with the word 'Book' in his name has apparently never read one."
- Edge to Booker T -

Kurt: "Yeah, Crisp & Clean with no caffiene."
Edge: "What the hell was that? Do you not realise what all these Edgeheads know?
You're not the red, white and blue machine. You're just really, really white.
Quit trying to be cool, it's just not your thing. "

"In the meantime, I'd like to cue up Kurt Angle's music so we can all practice our "You sucks".
- Edge wants the crowd to practice saying "You suck" to Kurt -

Regal: "What do you say Edge. Are you man enough?"
Edge: "Man enough? I'm not the one running around stuffing things down my pants in order to win my matches.
But you know what, I guess you need those brass knuckles because you definately don't have a set of brass balls.
So, Regal, I accept your challenge at the Rumble and I hope that big schnoz is fully functioning because you're gonna
need it to smell me totally reeking of awesomeness."

"And as far as being part of the most popular group in WWF history,
well, hanging out with really cool people does not make you a really cool person.
Oh and by the way, 1998 called and they're sick and tired of you,
so feel free to join us in the year 2001 anytime."
- Edge to X-Pac -

"Ah, Christian. My dear, sweet little brother, Christian.
You wonder why all these people hate you.
Well, why don't we ask them. Now, don't be shy people.
Do you hate Christian because he is extremely annoying?"
YES
"Do you hate him because he totally sucks?"
YES
"Or do you hate him because simply he is a jealous, bitter,
paranoid coward, who after years of therapy still wets his bed."
- Edge on why everyone seems to hate Christian -

"The most dominating force in the WWF. That's alot of big talk for a couple of guys who have had the Tag Team titles a total of five days. Math time fellas. You have been the Tag Team champions once. We have been the Tag Team champions seven times. Oh yeah, so technically that makes us seven times better than you."
- Edge to Kane and Undertaker -

Christian: Look Lilian, we thought it was our nuts.
Lilian: What?
Christian: Yeah.
Edge: You see, we wanted to be in that Dudleyz Invitational Death Table thing as much as anyone else, but Christian & I went to the movies last night. We had some popcorn & some peanuts & we thought we got food poisoning from the nuts. Turns out, fear not. Our nuts are safe for consumption.
Christian: Yeah, I mean just a couple of hours ago Edge was in the toilet totally blowing chunks & I'm standing there holding his nuts, when we realized something...
Edge: Yeah, that there was no nuts in my chunks, so it had to be a passing virus. Our nuts are better than ever. As a matter of fact, I can whip them out right now!
Christian: Yeah, why don't you go ahead & grab your nuts there Edge.*Edge & Christian laugh*
King (while commentating): What?!
*Edge grabs a bowl of nuts*
Edge: You know Lilian, if you wanna sample our nuts later on we'll be cheering The Conquistadors onto victory over The Hardy Boyz.
Christian: Dude, you've got big nuts! Hard nuts rule all!